ninefruits:
Don’t mess with Liy and me, motherfuckers! Or we’ll put some spicy voodoo shit on you!
candidate for the sexiest man in melbourne, folks.
Henry Behrens, at the time the smallest man in the world (just 30 inches tall!), dances with his pet cat outside of his home in Worthing, England, 1956.
"You’re asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?"
— Definitely, Maybe (2008)
25 Things I Hate About Facebook, by Julian Smith
"You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with."
— Jim Rohn (via justbesplendid) (via onherway)
![[BB-Blog]: Possibly the funniest baby costume I’ve ever seen.
okay what the hell!](http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr79on5DFW1qzod5so1_400.jpg)
[BB-Blog]: Possibly the funniest baby costume I’ve ever seen.
okay what the hell!
note to self #8455
do not spend hours reading about serial killers, murderers, kidnappers, pedos at 5am.
Reblogged from chronicdissatisfaction 1 month ago / Comments
casual chat fail
- liy: szeeeee what be your plans tonight
- liy: or whenever work finishes
- sze: hair appt- 6.30
- toiletries- 7.30
- pack- 8.15
- bangsar- 10.15
- valentine willie- 10.30
- drinks- 11pm
- sze: am flying to bangkok tomorrow
- liy: jebus
- liy: /backs away slowly
- sze: LOL
"Why don’t we relocate/kill humans then, I mean they pee in lifts, vomit in taxis, defecate in swimming pools. Unless of course that doesn’t classify as a “nuisance”."
— # 921:
Sep 30, 2009, Cheyenne Naidu, Singapore (via thebackground)
